Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Violin Cloaking Device

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.

Drum Keys

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.