Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Yo Mama - Tide

Yo mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Anonymous

Net Worth

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tree

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

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