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I don't know where you got your face from, but I hope you have the receipt.

Yo Mama - Portrait Studio

Yo mama so ugly, it is now against store policy at WalMart to serve her at the portrait studio as it constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment.

Yo Mama - Barking

Yo mama so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo Mama - Dog

Yo mama is so ugly, her dog closes his eyes when it humps her leg.

Deputy Visit

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff’s deputies there.  One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, “Yes, I am.” The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife. The guy says, “Sure…” and gets a photo to show them. The deputy says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.” The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”