Yo Mama - Lantern
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
100 Teeth and Eats
Q: What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A: A zipper!
Teeth and No Mouth
Q: What has teeth but no mouth?
A: A comb.
Yo Mama - Candy Corn
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.
Slapped Her Face
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.