Appearance Jokes

Pirate's Piercings

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear.

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scrawny

Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fat.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Insult Jokes (Skinny Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes
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Anonymous

Have a Map

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes--even though I am programmed with a fully functioning GPS.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous