Fat and Skinny Women

A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant. "Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman. "Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one. "No, your boyfriend told me that!"

Yo Mama - Sherpa

Yo Mama is so fat, yo daddy needs a Sherpa to help him get on top.

Yo Mama - Birth Certificate

Yo mama so fat, when she was born, her parents got blueprints instead of a birth certificate.