Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Yo Momma - Measurements

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

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Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

Anonymous

Fat Joke

Q: Why is it lucky to be seated next to a fat person when a plane starts to crash?
A: Because you can use their underwear as a parachute!

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