Pamela

Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicone Valley.

Eating a Lot

When I was young, I used to eat a lot because my parents told me that fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Had Two

A young woman goes to a dinner party with a head-cold. Her dress had no pockets for a tissue so she stuffs one into each cup of her bra. During the dinner party she feels a sneeze coming on. She discreetly rummages inside her left cup, but is unable to find anything. She notices that the man next to her is watching. “Sorry,” she whispers. “But I’m sure I had two when I arrived.”