Yo Mama - Family

Yo mama so fat, when she went in for a portrait, the photographer charged for a family sitting.

Royal Wedding

Q: Why are they serving cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend?
A: To show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

Parrot Punk

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him because he was dressed in really colorful clothing. He had all this colorful make-up on and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!"