Animal Jokes - Pig Jokes

Pig's Ears

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"

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Pig and a Lawyer

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

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Pig Ballet

Q:  What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A:  Swine Lake!

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