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Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail

Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.

Deer Nuggets -Riddles

Q: Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

A: Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK.

Buffalo Talk

Q: What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

A: Bison

Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?

A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

Hunting for Nuts

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time, and reminds him to be still and keep quiet. An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe. "Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me, but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"