Animal Jokes

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Pardon Me

Q: What's long and green and goes "hith"?
A: A snake with a lisp.

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Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

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Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

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