Animal Jokes

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Pet Salamander

Friend: What an interesting pet. What is his name?
Owner: Tiny
Friend: What an odd name. Why do you call him Tiny?
Owner: Because he's my newt.

Submitted BY: MEG

Circumcising a Whale

Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.

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How Do Frogs Lay Eggs?

Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A: They sit eggsaminations!

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