Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Ant Missing School

Q: What do you call an ant who skips school? 
A: A truant!

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Flea's Favorite Book

Q: What is a flea's favorite book?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

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Centipede Delay

Q: Why was the centipede late?
A: Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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