Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Football V Cricket Matches

Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
A: They prefer cricket matches!

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Spiders!

Q: What are spiders webs good for?
A: Spiders!

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Ant be Gone

Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.

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