Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Guard Duty

Q: What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A: A sentrypede!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Centipede Itch

Q: What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A: A centipede with athlete's foot!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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The Dotted Line

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one.  Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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