Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

A Mosquito

Q: What do you call a Russian flea?
A: A Moscow-ito!

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A Spinning Wheel!

Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A: A spinning wheel!

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Guard Duty

Q: What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A: A sentrypede!

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