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A bookworm!

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A:  A bookworm!

Snap, Crackle, Pop

Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?

A: A firefly with a short circuit!

Romantic Flea

Q: What did the romantic flea say?

A: I love you aw-flea!

Spider Diet

Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

A: Burgers and flies.

The Ant

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A: Because he was pissed off!