Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm!
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
A: A firefly with a short circuit!
Q: What did the romantic flea say?
A: I love you aw-flea!
Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
A: Burgers and flies.
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off!