Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Belly Up

Q: What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede

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Bee Sting

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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A Mosquito

Q: What do you call a Russian flea?
A: A Moscow-ito!

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