Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Lesser Of Two

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of two weevils."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Apple to Worm

Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.

Anonymous

Belly Up

Q: What lies on its back a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede

Anonymous