Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

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Bee Back

Q: How did the bee hurt his back?
A: He fell off his honey.

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One...Two...

Q: How do you start an insect race?
A: One, two, flea - go!

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