Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Centipede Walk

Q: What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Talking Cat

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

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20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

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