Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

For the Cup

Q: Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
A: They where playing for the cup!

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Sick Ant

Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant? 
A: Antibiotics!

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Fear of Flying

Two caterpillars are watching a cocoon that is starting to twist and shake. It bursts open to reveal a beautiful butterfly that stretches its wings and flies away. One caterpillar turns to the other and says, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things.”

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