Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Chicken and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Ants in the Apartment

Q:  How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
A:  Ten ants!

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Talking Cat

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

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