Football V Cricket Matches
Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
A: They prefer cricket matches!
Q: What are spiders webs good for?
Ant be Gone
Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.
Q: Where do ants go for their holidays?
Q: What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???
A: He put's it in his honey!!