Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Green Jumper

Q. What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A. A grasshopper with hiccups!

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Difference Between Mosquito and a Fly

Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

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Grasshopper Than a Cricket

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

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