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A Mosquito

Q: What do you call a Russian flea?

A: A Moscow-ito!

A Spinning Wheel!

Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?

A: A spinning wheel!

Guard Duty

Q: What do you call a guard with 100 legs?

A: A sentrypede!

Centipede Itch

Q: What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A: A centipede with athlete's foot!

The Dotted Line

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one.  Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"