Q: What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A: A sentrypede!
Q: What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A: A centipede with athlete's foot!
The Dotted Line
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one. Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
May Baby Bee
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybee!
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!