Q: What do you call a Russian flea?
A: A Moscow-ito!
A Spinning Wheel!
Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A: A spinning wheel!
Q: What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A: A sentrypede!
Q: What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A: A centipede with athlete's foot!
The Dotted Line
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast?" said one. Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"