Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Whale Pardon

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Shark Week - Day Job

Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?
A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Crosley Fields