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Elephants

Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

A: An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room!

Wrinkled Elephant

Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?

A: Because they are so hard to iron. 

Shaded Elephant

Q: Why do elephants wear sunglasses?

A: So no one will recognize them.

Tarzan Chasing Elephants

Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing?" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?" said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground?"

Fencing Elephant

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

A: Time to get a new fence.