Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A: Because they are so hard to iron.
Q: Why do elephants wear sunglasses?
A: So no one will recognize them.
Tarzan Chasing Elephants
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing?" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?" said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground?"
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.