Crossing Elephant & Whale
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: What's grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
A: An elephant on a trampoline!
Elephants In The PM
Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision!
Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A: Because they are so hard to iron.