Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant and Poodle

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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Dancing Elephant

Q: Why are elephants such poor dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

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Elephant Phone

Q: How to elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone!

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