Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant and Poodle

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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Elephant and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.

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Elephant in the Garage

Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing.

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