Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Peanuts Are Fattening

Q: How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

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Crazy Elephant

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards

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Elephant Fart

Q: Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?
A: Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

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