Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Fart

Q: Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?
A: Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

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Elephants and Paint

Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

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100mph and Grey

Q:  What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A:  A jet propelled elephant!

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