Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephants and Paint

Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

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100mph and Grey

Q:  What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A:  A jet propelled elephant!

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Grey Turning Red

Q: What is grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed elephant!

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