Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

The Elephant and Camel Conversation

An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks the camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face!"

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Peanuts Are Fattening

Q: How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

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Crazy Elephant

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards

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