Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Braver Than The Hen

Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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An Elephant Trunk

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Elephant Exit

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't. You get down from a duck.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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