Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant in a Matchbox

Q:  How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
A:  Take all the matches out first!

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Elephant Braver Than The Hen

Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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An Elephant Trunk

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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