Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Baby Elephant

Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck!

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Grey Pickup

Q: What do you call an elephant hitchhiking?
A: A two and a half ton pickup !

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Elephant in a Matchbox

Q:  How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
A:  Take all the matches out first!

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