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Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?

A: An elephant.

Zoo Chase

Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."

Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"

Big Drawback In The Jungle

Q: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

A:  The Elephants foreskin.

Elephant Condoms

Q: What do elephants use for condoms?

A: Anacondas

Elephant Clues

Q: What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

A: It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!