Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephants In The PM

Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?
A: Watch elevision!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes)
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Elephants

Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes)
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Wrinkled Elephant

Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A: Because they are so hard to iron. 

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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