Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.
Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"
Big Drawback In The Jungle
Q: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A: The Elephants foreskin.
Q: What do elephants use for condoms?
Q: What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
A: It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock!