Animal Jokes - Duck Jokes

Foul Particle

Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
A: Quark!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Duck In Jail

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he was selling quack.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Push

Q: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
A: Ouch.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous