Animal Jokes - Donkey Jokes

My Rooster, Your Donkey

Q: If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites off my rooster's feet, what do you have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.

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Jackass In Suspense

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow

Categories: Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Arkansas Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same day in Arkansas?
A: It's too hard on the mules.

Categories: Sex Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes) , Riddles
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