Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

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I Think Rover Is Getting A Bit Old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf." "Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

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Horny Dog

Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

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