Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Jackahump

Q: How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
A: Whack him off!

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Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone, But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

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Molting Season

Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
A: Just one, the molting season!

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