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Looks Good On A Lawyer
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
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Doggone It
Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
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Happy Birthdead
Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!
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