Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
Best Tree for Dogs
Q: What is a dog's favorite tree?
A: The dogwood.
Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's precious, just like Mommy." Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples...it ain't leaving the house.
It Loves A Bubble Bath
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mush room!