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Dog Decisions

Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?

A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

Best Tree for Dogs

Q: What is a dog's favorite tree?

A: The dogwood.

Dog People

Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's precious, just like Mommy." Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples...it ain't leaving the house.

It Loves A Bubble Bath

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A: A shampoodle!

Eskimo Dogs

Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

A: In the mush room!