Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

An Irresolvable Problem

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged. "Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist. "No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style." "Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop." "I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

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Mini Dog

Q: What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A: A gerbil shepherd dog!

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Rottweiler and Social Worker

Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rottweiler!

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