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New Dinosaur Found!

Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?

A: A Lickalotapuss!

One-eyed Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

A: A doyouthinkhesaurus!

New Dinosaur Theory?

OK, let's consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs; the tallest ones, anyway.

Jittery Dino

Q: What do you call a scared dinosaur?

A: A nervous rex.