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Fishtank

If a cow poops in a fishtank with no fish in it, is it still a fishtank? Or is it now an entirely different entity?

Alaskan Cow

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?

A: Ice Cream!

Bull Rush

Q: Why did the bull rush?

A: Because it saw the cow slip!

Two Cows

There were two cows in a pasture, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."  And the second cow said "That's funny, I was just about to say that."

Mad Cow vs PMSA

Q: What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMSA.

A: Nothing.