Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Cats And Men
- They don't listen.
- They don't come in when you call.
- They like to stay out all night.
- Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
- Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.
Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: What should you do if you find a jaguar asleep on your bed?
A: Sleep on the sofa.
A Small Cat
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!