Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

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Cute Kittens

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom!"

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Kitty Breakfast

Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

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