Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Bug Love

Q: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Blowing Chunks

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks."  2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yogi Bear

Q: Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
A:  Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous