Animal Jokes

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Gooey Stuff

Q: What's yellow and gooey and smells like bananas?
A: Monkey snot.

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The Bird of True Love

Q: If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?
A: The Swallow.

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Two Eagles Are Soaring Along

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them. One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah. You'd move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!"

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