Animal Jokes

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Sick Pony

Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)

Submitted BY: Torybarton

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)

Anonymous

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Animal Jokes , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)

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