Animal Jokes

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Tomcats

Q: Why do tomcats fight?
A: Because they like raising a stink!

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Bird and Man

Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
A: Whistle through his pecker.

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A Good Chess Player

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" He exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." "Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

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