Animal Jokes

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Underground Bird

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?
A: A mynah bird!

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Without a Horn

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Judi asked what the difference was. "Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't." "Just get the one without the horn. I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."

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Pig Breakup

Q: Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
A: He was a boar !

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