Animal Jokes

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How the Guy Saw the Cow

Q: A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
A: It was daytime

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Riddles
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Reptile Time

Q: What kind of reptile tells time?
A: A clock-odile.

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Korea Pie

Q: What kind of pies are most popular in Korea?
A: Pup-pies

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