Animal Jokes

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Bush and Cheney Riding Elephants

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the crowd shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assholes on it!" Bush and Cheney looked down at the elephants ass, confused.

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Baby Bee

Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!

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Fly Fart

Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"

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